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		<title>The Quiet People Are Listening</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2012 18:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One question I get a lot these days is, Say, Tom &#8211; why were you such a belligerent dick on Facebook the other night?  And believe it or not, there is an answer. Sometimes, regrettably, the answer is of course whiskey.  A nice steak, a couple of pulls, and then let&#8217;s AngryType for three hours.  I&#8217;m [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&#038;blog=13057957&#038;post=3740&#038;subd=futuretom&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rush Limbaugh&#8217;s Anti-Argument (The Sockpuppet Version)</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2012/03/04/rush-limbaughs-anti-argument-the-sockpuppet-version/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 16:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[birth control]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This appears to be Rush&#8217;s line of thinking:  Sandra Fluke was testifying before Congress regarding birth control and the recent controversy regarding whether or not insurance companies should have to provide it.  She feels that yes, they should have to provide it. But she wouldn&#8217;t need birth control if she weren&#8217;t having sex, and getting [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&#038;blog=13057957&#038;post=3707&#038;subd=futuretom&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Archived Correspondence Of Ellen Margot, Volume One</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2012/03/04/the-archived-correspondence-of-ellen-margot-volume-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2012 13:49:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recovered from digital archives in 2031 by research assistants, courtesy of the Smithsonian Institute, the following is an excerpt from actual correspondence between Professor Chalfant and her father, which provides a unique insight into her formative years: EMC:  Hey, Papa Bear.  Do you have any pictures of me riding Booger?  It&#8217;s for a school project. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&#038;blog=13057957&#038;post=3695&#038;subd=futuretom&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Well Look Who Wants Some Help From NASA</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2012/02/29/well-look-who-wants-some-help-from-nasa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 05:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One thing Newt Gingrich, NASA, and I all agree on is that we need to get some guys up to the Moon and build a little city, and then we need to get some guys to Mars, get their pictures taken, and then build a little city there, too. Yes, that&#8217;s a lot to take [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&#038;blog=13057957&#038;post=3652&#038;subd=futuretom&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Wyoming:  The Doomsday State</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2012/02/26/wyoming-the-doomsday-state/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2012 22:03:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[apocalypse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[billy goat roundups]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if they have gotten around to printing up new license plates with mushroom clouds on them or anything, but that does seem like the way they are headed.  As you can probably imagine, Wyoming is the most likely state to survive an all-out apocalyptic scenario in the U.S., because so many people [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&#038;blog=13057957&#038;post=3636&#038;subd=futuretom&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Beware The Vicious New Albany Marijuana Cartels</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2011/09/24/beware-the-vicious-new-albany-marijuana-cartels/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2011 13:20:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holy Crap, lock up your daughters and hide your jewelry &#8211; there is a ruthless drug cartel operating in the upscale Columbus suburb of New Albany, and by all indications, no one is safe from their sociopathic drive for money and power.  Just look at this horrifying article entitled Toddler Finds Marijuana At New Albany [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&#038;blog=13057957&#038;post=3608&#038;subd=futuretom&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hookers And Church, Together At Last</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2011/09/10/hookers-and-church-together-at-last/</link>
		<comments>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2011/09/10/hookers-and-church-together-at-last/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 16:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I mean, on the surface it seems like an improvement on the standard church, right?  Usually you go in, you drop off some money, and nobody fornicates with you at all.  You get a cracker and a few musical numbers, maybe a headache. But not at the Phoenix Goddess Temple, which you can read all [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&#038;blog=13057957&#038;post=3594&#038;subd=futuretom&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Coming To Terms With Conan</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2011/08/22/coming-to-terms-with-conan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 21:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First let me just say that I&#8217;m not going to watch the new Conan movie anytime soon, and that yes, I&#8217;m going to go ahead and complain about it for a while here, so if that strikes you as unfair or irresponsible, might as well scroll on down to the comment box and get it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&#038;blog=13057957&#038;post=3580&#038;subd=futuretom&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Godspeed, Holy Spaghetti Monster Warrior</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2011/07/27/godspeed-holy-spaghetti-monster-warrior/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[atheism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t even know where to start.  Do you know about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Well, I linked to their website there, but basically, it started when the Intelligent Design movement began, and certain religious groups started pressuring schools to teach it alongside evolution in Science class, as an alternative theory regarding Life, the Universe, and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&#038;blog=13057957&#038;post=3564&#038;subd=futuretom&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>And Speaking Of Problems, What&#8217;s Marty&#8217;s Problem?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I mean, I don&#8217;t even know this guy, all I know is neither of us is religious, and also he won some concert tickets or something a few months ago from the local alternative radio station.  That&#8217;s it &#8211; his name&#8217;s Marty, and now he&#8217;s my Facebook friend. But damn, he&#8217;s pretty serious.  I think [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&#038;blog=13057957&#038;post=3550&#038;subd=futuretom&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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