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		<title>Beware The Vicious New Albany Marijuana Cartels</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2011/09/24/beware-the-vicious-new-albany-marijuana-cartels/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2011 13:20:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holy Crap, lock up your daughters and hide your jewelry &#8211; there is a ruthless drug cartel operating in the upscale Columbus suburb of New Albany, and by all indications, no one is safe from their sociopathic drive for money and power.  Just look at this horrifying article entitled Toddler Finds Marijuana At New Albany [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13057957&amp;post=3608&amp;subd=futuretom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hookers And Church, Together At Last</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2011/09/10/hookers-and-church-together-at-last/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Sep 2011 16:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://futuretom.wordpress.com/?p=3594</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I mean, on the surface it seems like an improvement on the standard church, right?  Usually you go in, you drop off some money, and nobody fornicates with you at all.  You get a cracker and a few musical numbers, maybe a headache. But not at the Phoenix Goddess Temple, which you can read all [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13057957&amp;post=3594&amp;subd=futuretom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Coming To Terms With Conan</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2011/08/22/coming-to-terms-with-conan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 21:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Atlantis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Charmed]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Conan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Momoa]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://futuretom.wordpress.com/?p=3580</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[First let me just say that I&#8217;m not going to watch the new Conan movie anytime soon, and that yes, I&#8217;m going to go ahead and complain about it for a while here, so if that strikes you as unfair or irresponsible, might as well scroll on down to the comment box and get it [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13057957&amp;post=3580&amp;subd=futuretom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Godspeed, Holy Spaghetti Monster Warrior</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2011/07/27/godspeed-holy-spaghetti-monster-warrior/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[atheism]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[colandar]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Niko Alm]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t even know where to start.  Do you know about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? Well, I linked to their website there, but basically, it started when the Intelligent Design movement began, and certain religious groups started pressuring schools to teach it alongside evolution in Science class, as an alternative theory regarding Life, the Universe, and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13057957&amp;post=3564&amp;subd=futuretom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>And Speaking Of Problems, What&#8217;s Marty&#8217;s Problem?</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2011/07/21/and-speaking-of-problems-whats-martys-problem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 02:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I mean, I don&#8217;t even know this guy, all I know is neither of us is religious, and also he won some concert tickets or something a few months ago from the local alternative radio station.  That&#8217;s it &#8211; his name&#8217;s Marty, and now he&#8217;s my Facebook friend. But damn, he&#8217;s pretty serious.  I think [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13057957&amp;post=3550&amp;subd=futuretom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Opposite Of Homeless (Full First Chapter)</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2011/07/20/the-opposite-of-homeless-full-first-chapter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jul 2011 13:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I got the idea when the rest of the kids went back to school,&#8221; James explains politely, his hair pulled back in a short pony tail in a little nod toward hygeine, as he chops onions and green peppers next to the stove. Rose, clad in jeans and a UCLA sweatshirt, lingers in the doorway to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13057957&amp;post=3546&amp;subd=futuretom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Your Problem And Mine</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2011/07/19/your-problem-and-mine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 21:41:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://futuretom.wordpress.com/?p=3539</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Listen, if you are the sort of person who looks out the window in the middle of a snowstorm in your area, and who then chuckles and rolls your eyes and says, &#8220;Heh, heh, heh &#8211; must be that there global warming.  Yuk, yuk, yuk,&#8221; and if you&#8217;re also the sort of person who then [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13057957&amp;post=3539&amp;subd=futuretom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You Know Who I&#8217;m Not Crazy About?  Nancy Grace.</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2011/07/06/you-know-who-im-not-crazy-about-nancy-grace/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 00:52:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://futuretom.wordpress.com/?p=3528</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[And it&#8217;s not just because she sounds like a drunken, uneducated hillbilly &#8211; that would in fact probably be a good thing as far as I&#8217;m concerned.  I love hanging out with drunken hillbillies &#8211; I frequently am a drunken hillbilly.  And I&#8217;m not particularly well-educated, either, and being educated doesn&#8217;t mean I&#8217;m going to be [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13057957&amp;post=3528&amp;subd=futuretom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>King Of Worms</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2011/07/03/king-of-worms/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2011 15:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I make my home the best I can, Distant from the things of man. A hermit, I supposed you’d say, Though mine’s a beard that isn’t gray Completely yet, and I’ve many friends. In truth, I simply find the wind More comforting than flapping gums. These mystic mountains – they’re my chums. I mind my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13057957&amp;post=3521&amp;subd=futuretom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Go Mow The Muslim Dude&#8217;s Lawn For Him</title>
		<link>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2011/07/02/lets-go-mow-the-muslim-dudes-lawn-for-him/</link>
		<comments>http://futuretom.wordpress.com/2011/07/02/lets-go-mow-the-muslim-dudes-lawn-for-him/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2011 13:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tom Chalfant</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know it probably sounded like I&#8217;m going to be all serious and heavy-handed from now on, but not quite.  Sometimes, sure &#8211; even often &#8211; but right now I&#8217;m sitting here looking at the Muslim Dude&#8217;s lawn across the street, and it&#8217;s looking really shaggy.  So shaggy that I think something must be wrong [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=futuretom.wordpress.com&amp;blog=13057957&amp;post=3517&amp;subd=futuretom&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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